A strange young girl's sanctuary...


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A Study in Pink » The Reichenbach Fall


Via SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M SWIMMING

Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

  • Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
  • Me: Please, god, no--
  • Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
  • Me: Please, guys, calm down--
  • Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
  • Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
  • Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
  • Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
  • Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
  • Me: I hate you all
  • Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
  • Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
  • Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
  • Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
  • Uterus: You mother fuckers.
  • Torso: CONTRACT!
  • Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
  • Brain: Me gusta.
Via no light, no light in your bright blue eyes

thesherdoctheory:

sketchlock:

seki0930:

John is a good catcher. :D

ow. my feels.

Via Frolic :D

bugcock:

so

i’m holding a giveaway because i’m really cool

IF YOU “”“WIN”“” YOU WILL RECIEVE:

  • candy!!!
  • cookies shaped like dinosaurs (seriously think about how cool this is for a second)!!!
  • a sheet of stickers based on whatever you want!!!!!
  • random as shit doodles!!
  • also you’d win an old doodle of mine OH LOOK AT THAT yoU’D GET THE ORIGINAL also don’t hate me but i don’t have them ALL i have most of them though
  • as a bonus, something random from my room, which may or may not be a cat!

GUIDELINES! RULES! SHIT! CRAZY SHIT! YEAH!

  • reblog as many times as you want, but if you reblog it more than five times i’ll assume you’re lonely and desperate for affection
  • there’ll be FIVE ‘winners’ that’s not the right term, you aren’t winning anything of importants
  • likes count
  • everything will be chosen via random number generator thingy 
  • this is for my followers, so you have to be following me
  • if you follow me after reblogging the post i’ll glare at you and hate you
  • WINNERS’LL BE CHOSEN ON THE SATURDAY, THE 26TH OF MAY. at midnight. 

OKAY YEAH

HAVE FUN

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


  • friend: there's nothing worst than death
  • me: final seasons
  • me: post-concert depression
  • me: when there's no food
  • me: fictional characters dying
  • me: hipsters blogs
  • me: cry over bands
  • me: your crush asks someone else out
  • me: no wi-fi
  • friend: ....
  • me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
Via You smell like craigslist

rocketfists:

teapayne:

OMFG IT LOOKS SO HAPPY TO HAVE LITTLE BUTTERFLIES ON HIM OMG LOOK HOW CUTE HE’S SMILING AW

He’s going to eat the fucking butterflies.

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slutformisha:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

poissondoctobre:

Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. 

terrifyingterrifyingterrifying

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

You could even say it would scare the crap out of you.

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megaparsecs:

atemyheartandbrain:

ohaialy:

lindzar:

welcometoinnsmouth:

owlpellets:

enyasurvivor:

This is the menu for a restaurant in Philadelphia, PA.  Everything on the menu is a quote from Mean Girls.  I want to go NOW

christ

“That’s Why Her French Toast Is So Big, It’s Full Of Secrets”


Well.
I’m suddenly aflame with the desire to travel to Philly. Road trip, anyone?

omg sodii

Holy fuck I must go there

I need to go there omfg

holy shit



the-mister-lestrange:

lizavery:

slutforlouistomlinson:

The seniors decided to turn our school into Hogwarts for their senior prank. 

The result was kind of awesome.

BEST.


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