Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
- Body:
- Me:
- Ovaries:
- Brain:
- Me:
- Face:
- Brain:
- Torso:
- Me:
- Stomach:
- Me:
- Brain:
- Face:
- Uterus:
- Brain:
- Uterus:
- Torso:
- Me:
- Brain:
so
i’m holding a giveaway because i’m really cool
IF YOU “”“WIN”“” YOU WILL RECIEVE:
- candy!!!
- cookies shaped like dinosaurs (seriously think about how cool this is for a second)!!!
- a sheet of stickers based on whatever you want!!!!!
- random as shit doodles!!
- also you’d win an old doodle of mine OH LOOK AT THAT yoU’D GET THE ORIGINAL
also don’t hate me but i don’t have them ALL i have most of them though- as a bonus, something random from my room, which may or may not be a cat!
GUIDELINES! RULES! SHIT! CRAZY SHIT! YEAH!
- reblog as many times as you want, but if you reblog it more than five times i’ll assume you’re lonely and desperate for affection
- there’ll be FIVE ‘winners’
that’s not the right term, you aren’t winning anything of importants- likes count
- everything will be chosen via random number generator thingy
- this is for my followers, so you have to be following me
- if you follow me after reblogging the post i’ll glare at you and hate you
- WINNERS’LL BE CHOSEN ON THE SATURDAY, THE 26TH OF MAY. at midnight.
OKAY YEAH
HAVE FUN
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OMFG IT LOOKS SO HAPPY TO HAVE LITTLE BUTTERFLIES ON HIM OMG LOOK HOW CUTE HE’S SMILING AW
He’s going to eat the fucking butterflies.
(Source: life-gallery)
Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft.
terrifyingterrifyingterrifying
You could even say it would scare the crap out of you.
(Source: thearchtivist)
Via Misha Collins appreciation life/blog
This is the menu for a restaurant in Philadelphia, PA. Everything on the menu is a quote from Mean Girls. I want to go NOW
christ
“That’s Why Her French Toast Is So Big, It’s Full Of Secrets”
Well.
I’m suddenly aflame with the desire to travel to Philly. Road trip, anyone?omg sodii
Holy fuck I must go there
I need to go there omfg
holy shit
The seniors decided to turn our school into Hogwarts for their senior prank.
The result was kind of awesome.
BEST.
Via The Tiny Word Nerd






